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El Puto Bicing (Part 1)

a year in this part have installed Bicing in Barcelona. This is a compatible system of road transportation to self-powered (bicycle).

The Bicing is cool because it avoids the spot or take the bike, even you are taking your bike, because if the parking on the street, I'll fuck 9 times out of 10. The bus is too grandfather on a trip to Las Ramblas on Sunday and the meter is too proletarian. No, these beautiful red and white bikes are nice and comfortable for you, get under the house and car to your destination.
This ... in theory.
In practice, the service Bicing (annual subscription at low cost, totally disproportionate number of subscribers compared to the capacity of the service) can not use the sewer - to use scientific terminology-so much so that among the South American city is commonly called "El Puto Bicing" (Translator's note: "The fucking Bicing).
The main problem is to find a way to start (now, people are not accustomed to find in the bike home, if not absurd in the days and times) but to park on arrival.
Imagine arriving after 15mn of sound in the ride to your office, all happy to have saved traffic and / or metro ticket. Are you in advance, even! There are, however, all seats filled (or broken, but at this point we'll get to later). Then started to visit all the bases in the neighborhood to park your fucking bike, but they are all full. A healthy ride turned into an absurd sweaty, and blaspheme the half hour that you are losing look like an idiot in a parking lot. The only relief lies in that moment in the suffering of others: ** Take the other took Bicing like you and you all are turning in a fantastic dance of the four corners, the car parks in the neighborhood.
The result of all this? Arriving at the office late, sweaty and pissed off as the snakes.

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look up and notice that still lies ahead of you so much shit is really hard.
looking down, day after day can make fear go away, and sometimes even happiness can reach you in the sea of \u200b\u200btrouble that surrounds you.
are always choices, the choices you can make, it is always a renunciation, and some are really hard to take, but basically the simple fact of choosing is an act of force, an expression of their will. Let's do not? What the fuck.
So change can be done, can be as hard as you want but you can do everything. We
foreign cars, we get used to everything, we adapt anywhere, practically perfect animals are just beliefs and taxes costrinzioni that frustrate us from ourselves and make us damn, but we do the same move.
But we do not accept this, life is not a movie, needless to wait who knows what, the life you just do it and you just try to creartela in your own image and likeness, the way you want.
Then there are the fucking unforeseen problems and all the guys in the world, but there will always be those, everywhere, not get away.
Everything must be won, we must fight for everything and then get home and sleep, but basically say that balls or you move or you bogged down.

Move now that once inside the sand with that fucking easy way out, needless to agitate you say "we are now silted up," shit shake that ass tiratevene shit out.
I am tired of hearing shit, wake up bitch slut.