Wednesday, October 22, 2008

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El Puto Bicing (Part 1)

Brand new bikes for Barcelona a year in this part have installed Bicing in Barcelona. This is a compatible system of road transportation to self-powered (bicycle).
The Bicing is cool because it avoids the spot or take the bike, even you are taking your bike, because if the parking on the street, I'll fuck 9 times out of 10. The bus is too grandfather on a trip to Las Ramblas on Sunday and the meter is too proletarian. No, these beautiful red and white bikes are nice and comfortable for you, get under the house and car to your destination.
This ... in theory.
In practice, the service Bicing (annual subscription at low cost, totally disproportionate number of subscribers compared to the capacity of the service) can not use the sewer - to use scientific terminology-so much so that among the South American city is commonly called "El Puto Bicing" (Translator's note: "The fucking Bicing).
The main problem is to find a way to start (now, people are not accustomed to find in the bike home, if not absurd in the days and times) but to park on arrival.
Imagine arriving after 15mn of sound in the ride to your office, all happy to have saved traffic and / or metro ticket. Are you in advance, even! There are, however, all seats filled (or broken, but at this point we'll get to later). Then started to visit all the bases in the neighborhood to park your fucking bike, but they are all full. A healthy ride turned into an absurd sweaty, and blaspheme the half hour that you are losing look like an idiot in a parking lot. The only relief lies in that moment in the suffering of others: ** Take the other took Bicing like you and you all are turning in a fantastic dance of the four corners, the car parks in the neighborhood.
The result of all this? Arriving at the office late, sweaty and pissed off as the snakes.

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